Funny conversations over the past week

A couple of days ago Dane was pretending to be a rocket. He was standing on the arm of the couch and instead of saying "5-4-3-2-1 blast off" he would say "1-2-3-4-5-6-7 Blast off!" and then jump onto the couch. I told him that he needed to count backwards "Oh!" he said. So what did he do??? He got back on the arm of the couch, turned around so he was facing backwards and started counting to 7 again before jumping. He can always make me laugh:)


Ryan got me some of my favorite treats for mother's day and Dane has been sneaking my candy like crazy so I told him he can't have anymore unless I give it to him. He came up to me 2 days ago with a piece of candy and asked "Mom, can I borrow this?" So I asked what he was gonna do with it and he replied "just borrow it and eat it".


Yesterday Dane was watching a show, picked up the remote, turned off the T.V., and said...
"I turned off the T.V. because I want to talk to you"
me: "what do you want to talk about?"
Dane: "My friend Dad"
me: "what about him?"
Dane: "because he's lost" (with a really sad look on his face)
me: "he's lost?"
Dane: "Yeah because he's lost in the T.V."
me: "well maybe we should call for him to come out"
Dane: turned on the T.V. and yelled "Dad! Dad!" and then got distracted by the show and forgot about dad.


Dane always stands on top of our furniture like a superhero and yells "I'm king of the world!" well the other day we were on our way out the door to go to the pool and he stood at the top of our stairs and yelled "I'm king of New York!!" with his arms outstretched. Then he put his hands on his hips and exclaimed even louder "I'm king of New York everybody!" I think he stole that line from Madagascar but who knows... :)


Last week I was getting ready for the day and Dane came into my room and said
"Mom, will you do me a flavor?" yes-flavor not favor:)
me: "what do you need?"
Dane: "you get in the car, and I will get dressed and in the car"
me: " where are we going to go?"
Dane: "to Jason's because I love Jason" -Jason is his 3 year-old cousin in Gilbert.